On sunday I played football for South Croydon we made the Semi- finals and lost by 16 points. Our football team ended third on the ladder at the end of the year, we put in a great game against the top team.
My Urban legend
I’ve got a story it goes like this. Once there lived twelve mighty migits, they would travel around the world and wrestle things (humans, animal and other things), these migits were invincible, the migits coach decided they would wrestle a fully grown African lion.The only place that would let this happen is
Russia so the fight was final “so after half an hour”. Five migits were dead, four had run away and three had been eaten. so the lion is now coached by the guy who coached the migits, so the lion took on two animals a American alligator and a fully grown African gorilla then the lion had beaten both of them then a gigantic grisly bear with massive claws and teeth dripping in blood so the lion and gigantic grisly bear wear fighting after 20:00 the lion was ripped to shreds so was the coach of the lion and the mighty migits. Then from the lions belly popped out three mighty migits. So the three migits that wear alive jumped on to the grisly bear then the other nine migits wear zombies so they grabbed the grisly bear and killed it so the migits are now are the strongest people in the world.
urban legend from computer
Her Cups Runneth Over
The National sales manager for an inflatable bra — created for the girls nature short-changed — was flying from
Los Angeles to
San Francisco with his No. 1 model. She was, of course, loyally wearing one of the boss’s products. It turned out that the plane had a nonpressurized cabin, and the higher they flew the more outstanding the model became. It was so nerve-racking for the other passengers that she finally had to retreat to the pilot’s compartment. She finished the flight there, gradually deflating.
The larva of a human botfly was removed from a child’s eye.Its just like from an alien movie be very careful when u get caught with dust…as following pics will show effects of bad dust to a person. While he was walking he felt an eye irritation, thinking that it was just regualr dust, he started to rub his eye, in an effort to remove the dust…. then his eyes got really red, and he went and bought some eye drops from a pharmacy….few days passed n his eyes were still red and seems a little swollen. Again he dismissed it as the constant rubbing and that it will go away. The days go by the swelling of his eye got worse, redder and bigger…. till he decided to go and see a doctor for a check up.
The doctor immediately wanted an operation, being afraid of a tumor growth or cyst. At the operation, what was thought to be a growth or cyst, actually turned out to be a live worm….. what was thought initially to be just mere dust actually was an insect’s egg……because of that, my friends, if u do get caught in dust, and the pain persists, pls go see a doctor immediately…… thank you…. True
Wardrobe Malfunction
A couple of guys are out one night in
Indiana on a drinking/drugging binge. They’re driving their car on a deserted country road in the middle of the night, when something runs in front of their path and onto the other side of the road. For whatever reason and whatever intoxicant they are all under, they all agree that it was a goblin, and they pull over and attempt to aprehend said goblin in the interest of science. They manage to catch the goblin and put it in the trunk of the car. They get home to one of their houses and put the goblin into a closet, and then pass out. When they awake, they wonder if the evening’s events were just a dream, a hard drug trip, or if there is in fact a goblin in the closet. They open the closet to find a frightened 5 year old boy who has Down’s Syndrome. They call local police to report the boy, and end up being heros because the boy had been missing from home for days. They ended up receiving a considerable cash reward for his safe return.
Vat a Way to Go!
Cheap bulk wine is imported from
Algeria in tank ships, either arriving in
Marseilles or by barge direct to
Paris. The story always involves the slow draining of the tank into a bottling line, the departure of the bottles, and then the discovery at the bottom of the tank, too late to recall the bottles, of the dead Algerian. In one version the Algerian has a knife in his back; in another he has been strangled or hanged and still has the rope around his neck.
Secret Sauce
Here’s a true story that happened in
Holland:After a night out a couple went to eat some shoarma (roasted lamb-meat in a Pita roll, preferably with lots of garlic-sauce. Shoarma restaurants are the only ones still open after, say, 2.00 a.m., so after a lot of drinking, if still hungry, it’s the only place.) Typically in these places you get served by mediterranean (Turkish or Moroccan) types hardly able to speak dutch, and in the middle of the night every guest eating there is drunk and noisy.So anyway, these youngsters ate their weekend portion of half raw meat, but only the guy didn’t take the garlic sauce. Later that night the girl got very sick, and went to first aid to get her stomach pumped. After analysis of her stomach contents, it was found that the garlic sauce she had eaten contained ten(!) different Quacks of semen, later to be traced to the owner and nine employees of the shoarma joint.
This Sperm-O-Rama was later closed on police order.False
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Library
lamingtons
luscious
liberature
lemmings
licence
liscentious
laseration
lunitic
luming
locker
lizard
lame
loser
learning
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weekend
On sunday 30 of April Some mates and I played football. We play for South Croydon, we versed Kilsyth we won by 70 points at our home grand the score was
South Croydon 19.7.119
Kilsyth 7.7.49
poem
Magic Carpet
I ride down streets
pulling tricks at the park
using my feet
I do jumps in a yard.
SKATEBOARD
on the weekend
On Thursday I went to the movies then on sunday it was Easter I got lots of easter eggs and a cd.
Fox
Magpie is feeling frightened and threarened by me, I have seen his burnt wing, I know now that she can’t fly so I have an advantage by putting dog in tears so somehow I got to convince Magie that i’m not evil to make dog fell miserale.
So I’ll say to him “I’m faster than dog I can run faster than the wind, Leave dog come with me I will be your burnt wing.” So I went over to magie and told all that stuff magie said “I can’t leave dog I’m his missing eye and he is my wing”, I said nothing for the rest of the night.
The next day dog and magie were at the river bed getting a drink i whispered in to magies ear I said “do you know what it’s like to fly again”. Magie repeated her self again “I can’t leave dog I’m his missing eye and he is my wing”.
Later that day Magie was on dogs back not having fun So fot the third time I ran over to magie and whispered to magie ” are you ready” magie said “yes I’m ready”.
